I married a numbers man. He loves to talk numbers, whether it's finances, measurements or golf scores. So, here are our current statistics since work ended for me in late May.
12: Total number of 100 (or hotter) degree days so far
2989.5: Total number of miles we've put on our trusty Corolla
6: Total number of times I've slept in my own bed
1: Total number of times I’ve attended my own sacrament meeting
42: Total number of hours spent driving -traveling all over the U.S. (and by U.S. I mean Utah, Northern AZ and California- I'm such a global traveler, right?)
1.5: The number of legitimate meals I have prepared
0: The number of times I have entered Tai Pan Trading and left without a trunk full of amazing finds
10: Total number of weddings/baby showers/ birthday parties/ baby blessings to attend
0: The number of times I've taken a Utah trip and never used a jacket/sweater/ Parka
0: Total number of times I've taken a Utah trip without receiving unrelenting flack about my inability to keep warm
1: The number of Natalie's Boyfriends that I've met
4: Total number of times stopped and questioned by CALIFORNIA border patrol
1: Total number of times stopped by Arizona border patrol
85,672.3: Total number of calories consumed at various eateries (i.e. Zupas, Dumford Donuts, Casa De Guadalajara, Bare Back Grill, Nothing Bundt Cakes, Rich’s Bagels, etc)
13,463.7: The number of unfinished projects currently on the docket in need of completion
This next stat is wildly disturbing and may be inappropriate for younger audiences: Reader discretion is advised.
0: Total number of days I have slept in
End of Report
Disclaimer: Neither the BBC, TSA, IUPAC ,nor any other agency or entities, assumes any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, disclosed in these figures.
5 comments:
Sounds fun! One of these times that you're in Utah you'll have to swing by our little place.
1: Number of Carlys that I miss and need to see asap.
1: number of times you wore your cousins coat and then left it at her aunts.
haha.
Glad you could meet the boyfriend. i think he is a keeper.
Dear Carly,
SLEEP IN!
Love Sherri
Haha! I love this post! You're so hilarious!
I am pretty sure that the 2 stats before the wildly distrubing report have bogus numbers. 85,000 calories--just in this summer alone, and 13,000 unfinished projects? HOLY CRAP!
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