We were a strange bunch -we like our bananas yellow, eat dinner before midnight and we always chuckled when she called Roxy (the family dog) because she would say it more like this “RRRRRROXY”, with the thick roll of the R. But, somehow we managed to persuade her to stick it out. Flash-forward two years and we (the whole family) got so spend two weeks sampling life as it were in Mexico. I was looking so forward to food, fun and relaxation for 10 whole days. No stress, no worries…
Us seven Gringos (Tyler, Moni and Sofia had were already there) began our journey in the wee early morning hours immediately following Christmas day. Before the sun came up we were on our way to Mexico City via plane where we had a lay-over until we reached Guadalajara. I decided I would impress her family with my amazing bilingual abilities and memorize some Spanish phrases from a magazine I skimmed through on the plane. By the time I put the magazine down all I could remember was “Tortuga” which means turtle. Could come in handy, right? This is the extent of our Mexico City stay.After many tongue-tied attempts to communicate with my new-found Mexican comrades I finally resorted to putting “O” at the end of every English word. So, airplane became airplane-o, Gilbert became Gilbert-o and taco…well that just stayed the same because some things don’t change. Tyler and Monica tried to interpret but they were busy trying to find the rest of the Gringos and get us settled in. Still no bed, no churros and lots of pointing to things to try and get my point across. It really would be easier if we all just spoke English! James even tried his Japanese on them to see if that would work. No comprende...
Anyway, the rest of the Gringos finally arrived, there were more hugs and smiles and more family showed up, which meant more people I couldn’t talk with. But, alas, the food did come! We ate shrimp, pork and chicken tamales prepared by the Heurta-Garcia women and devoured by me. We also tried a Mexican version of hot chocolate- I think I’ll stick to Swiss Miss! Then they brought out the Karaoke. Cue-Gringo exit.
Now, it was off to the Hotel. Tyler, Moni and Sofia stayed with her family while the rest of us lodged at the Hotel Bugam-Villas (pronounced BoogamBilllias). The rooms were peculiarly larger than the standard hotel room. What they lacked in amenities I guess they figured they made up in space! The beds were rock hard, the pillows paper thin, there was a drain in the middle of the bathroom, and when we requested more pillows they brought us a towel. Awesome!
This was in the shower. Dual purpose perhaps?
Despite our circumstances, we all fell fast asleep and even slept in the next morning. When in Rome...
Sofia- She's now a month old! This isn't how her face normally looks. She's just tired of all the paparazzi.
Summer monsoon storms in AZ